THE SEX TAPE IS REAL OR SOMETHING.

The Sun UK says that Britney Spears is attempting to buy the sex tape currently being shopped around by her ex, paparazzo/scumbag Adnan Ghalib.  

It is thought a pornography website is prepared to offer the photographer up to £5million for the footage.  But now she’s staged a remarkable comeback, Britney is willing to part with as much of her own money as it takes to keep the tape off the market and the focus on her upcoming world tour.  A pal told a newspaper: “Her lawyers have been working overtime. They’ve been told to do whatever it takes to stop the video making it onto the Internet.”

It really is amazing that Britney is on her way back.  She fell so hard, so fast, and it was just last year.  I guess some people have a hard time dealing with their fame and power.  I had similar problems once, because I'm so handsome.  When I went through puberty, teen pregnancy in Louisiana spiked by 192 percent.