HER THUMB IS A PENIS

Artist Johnny Yeo, who for some reason is not Chinese, has made a portrait of international superstar Paris Hilton, using only pictures from old porn magazines as “paint”.  Fox News says…

A well-known British artist is exhibiting collage portraits of President Bush and Paris Hilton he made out of porn magazine images.Jonathan Yeo's portrait of Hilton was bought by artist Damien Hirst ahead of Thursday's show opening, said Lazarides Gallery spokeswoman Elizabeth Barrett, who said she didn't know the sale price.Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled "Paris, 2008," will be sold for $20 each at the gallery.

I hope this dude doesn’t think he’s the first one to imagine what Paris Hilton would look like if her face was covered with dicks.  I personally know at least one dude who had a picture of that image long before this guy came around.