MY HEART WAS IN MY THROAT

After hanging upside down for 60 hours, master of the occult David Blaine leapt into madness last night with his heart-stopping Dive of Death before being taken hostage by the night, ripped into the darkness by an unseen hand.

Another way to say it would be that David Blaine occasionally hung upside down, when not taking a ten minute break every hour, then stepped off a reasonably high platform while strapped to harness that looks like ones they use to tie tanks to parachutes before they get dropped behind enemy lines.  He came within 20 feet of the stage below, then kinda did a kicka kicka thing as he waited an awkwardly long time before the crane lifted him off camera.As host John Saunders said, it was absolutely incredible.  My buttoned down world of science and reason have been shattered.  He’s some kind of superman.