MEGAN FOX WAS A TEENAGE LESBIAN

Megan Fox says in this months GQ that when she was 18-years-old, she was alone in LA for the first time, and anxious to explore the pleasures of life.  So she had a lesbian relationship with a Russian stripper.

Fox – “Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop [a strip club on Sunset Boulevard]. I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita. I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like You can do it, you’re better than this! I didn’t want her to be there.”GQ – How long did it go on?Fox – “Not very long. You know when you’re pushing something and it escalates much too rapidly and it explodes after only two weeks?”

So now it turns out you can add , "three-way with strippers" to your Megan Fox fantasies.  Honest to God the only way this girl could get any more perfect at this point is if it turns out she can fly.