NOPE. NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE.

September 16, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Despite what it may look like, this is not Brooke Hogan’s boyfriend. It's her roommate. Some guy named Glenn Packard. She's just hanging all over him to get attention. He's probably an idiot but that would still suck. You just want a place to crash but you have to put up with this Amazon flirting with you. If she did that to me, like if she stood in my doorway at 1am and asked what I was doing, I would put my finger under my nose to make it appear I had a mustache. Then say, oh, are you looking for Brendon, he took off for a while. Then Brooke would see my mustache and go, oh jeez, I’m sorry, I thought you were Brendon. Then I’d run to the bathroom and start a fire in the trashcan, duck out the window and run for my life.

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Tags: brooke hogan

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