CALM DOWN KATE HUDSON

Kate Hudson has always seemed relatively normal, but that’s by Hollywood standards, and those are pretty liberal.  Woody Allen banged his 16-year-old stepdaughter for christs sake.  He should have been ripped apart by horses, but instead people act like that shit didn’t even happen.  Anyway, Kate Hudson…

shocked partiers Thursday night with her "nasty and rude" demeanor. Hudson arrived at the Gramercy Park Hotel for the Bravo premiere party for Rachel Zoe's new show in "an absolutely foul mood," our spy said. "She was almost indignant waiting for a friend to arrive." When the friend came, Hudson and pal got in an elevator headed to the rooftop party, but the actress became incensed when there were too many people around her. "In the elevator she kept screeching, 'I'm freaking out! It's too much!' while waving her arms around." When she arrived at the roof, Hudson shunned the press line, claiming, "I don't do that," before going into a corner and demanding a bodyguard.

Kates rep denies all this, and if true it would be the first bad story I’ve ever heard about her.  Not that I really care.  If Stalin looked like that in a bikini I would still draw little hearts around his head and Photoshop myself next to him.