CARRIE SAYS JESSICA IS FAT

The catfight between Jessica Simpson and Carrie Underwood has been pretty gentle so far, but it's about to ramp the fuck up thanks to a new article in OK magazine.  

Carrie’s claws have come out following Jessica’s recent interview, in which she gushes over current boyfriend (and Carrie's ex) Tony Romo, saying, “I just told him today, ‘You’re the love of my life. While Tony, 28, may be pleased with Jessica and her declarations of love, his ex, Carrie, has quite a different point of view.“She finds Jessica’s love of putting her life on display pretty desperate,” a pal of the “Before He Cheats” singer tells OK!. "She laughed at the People cover, because it’s the same one Jess did about John Mayer — same smile, same look, except she’s a little fatter.”

You can see that People magazine cover here. I wouldn’t say Jessica looks fat, but she’s not as skinny as Carrie Underwood’s hot little ass.  Jessica should just walk away.  And then the magazines can investigate more important stuff.  Like Eskimos.  What the hell are those things?!?!