JUSTIN LONG IS A LUCKY MAN

August 26, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The New York Daily News says today that my beloved Snaggletoth is now dating Justin Long, the Die Hard 4 and Mac guy who previously dated Drew Barrymore. According to Rush and Malloy…

Now it's Justin Long's turn on the Kirsten Dunst train. The "Mac guy" was snogging Dunst, who's been with Jake Gyllenhaal, Josh Hartnett, Andy Samberg and Orlando Bloom, in L.A. at Sunset Junction. The duo "were making out hard-core while waiting in line for margaritas," says our spy. "They were holding hands and were all over each other."

I sat here for like 30 minutes and tried to think of one single reason to ever fuck Kirsten Dunst, and I couldn't think of even one. Even if you made her cum and gold coins came spilling out of her, so what. At what price dignity, my friends?

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