“WHO LAY CRUMPLED ON THE GROUND IN PAIN”

You know how during hurricanes the news is always telling you to go outside while strapped to a giant sail? Oh. You don’t?

A news crew was on Fort Lauderdale beach when a huge gust of wind from Fay blew down the beach and took the kite boarder by surprise. The kite boarder was harnessed into his sail when the wind violently picked him up and slammed him onto the sandy beach. Then, he was dragged across the sand before being lifted up into the air again and blown across the street where the wind slammed him into a building.Witnesses ran to help the unidentified kite surfer who lay crumpled on the ground in pain.

The only way this could be any more awesome is if he were next to the Broken Glass and Rusty Nail factory.  EXTREEEEME!!!!