PARIS HILTON GOT SUED. AGAIN.

In 2006, Paris Hilton starred in a movie called "National Lampoon's Pledge This!"  It currently ranks as the 15th worst movie of all time on IMDb.  If you somehow never even heard of this POS, you’re not alone, and now the producers are suing Hilton because of that fact.  OK magazine says…

Worldwide Entertainment Group, the company behind the movie, is suing the celebutante for $75,000 because they claim she did not fulfill the "reasonable promotion and publicity" part of her agreement. The hotel heiress, who recently starred in the similarly dismal The Hottie & the Nottie, was paid $1 million to appear in and "executive produce" it — not a bad deal considering the film barely managed to gross that much in global ticket sales and never even had a U.S. release.

I hope the producers lose because they deserve it for even hiring Paris Hilton.  If you’re dumb enough to work with her you deserve what you get.  Oh, gee, she fucked everything up, no way.  That is truly shocking.  That she showed up at all is the miracle of our times.  Her doing press afterwards would have been an achievement on par with the harnessing of fire.