SIENNA MILLER IS A HOMEWRECKER

The New York Post has a gushing love letter to Sienna Miller today, but her hometown paper isn’t quite so kind.  The Sun UK says…

The actress has had liaisons with millionaire BALTHAZAR GETTY at the Chateau Marmont hotel — less than two miles from his pad in the Hollywood Hills.It contradicts claims the actor, 33 — heir to a 25billion oil fortune — has dumped Sienna and begged wife Rosetta, mother of his four kids, to take him back.Sienna, 26, was spotted leaving the Chateau at 4pm on Tuesday. Getty’s car remained inside the hotel garage.Sources said before leaving the hotel, Sienna appeared nervous and upset — and was arguing on her mobile.One said: “She looked ragged. Her hair was a mess and she was chain-smoking.  She was arguing on the phone, talking about her and Balthazar being caught together in Italy.”Another source added: “Rosetta has a lot of friends in Hollywood. People are turning their backs on Sienna because of this.”

Sienna has a unique talent for never ever doing anything right.  Like if she were pulling of a parking spot, she’d drive forward instead of backwards, hit a car, then hit the gas, then hit the gas harder, then wedge her bumper onto the other car, then finally put her car in reverse but only as the other driver was getting out, causing their car to bounce and hit the driver in the head with the door, then she’d turn her lights and blind him, then go forward again and pin him to the bumper, then she’d open the hood and smack him under the chin.  This would take about 35 seconds.