AMYS MOM IS AN IDIOT TOO

It’s no wonder Amy Winehouse won’t go into recovery to address her drug addiction.  No one around her seems to think there’s any problem.  Earlier this week her dad said someone must have slipped her the drugs that sent her to the hospital, now her mom says the hospital stay was simply because Amy took a wrong dose of prescribed medication.  

But according to the 24-year-old's mother Janis, the hospital visit was simply a matter of human error."The truth is that Amy ended up in hospital this week because she mixed up the medication she's taking to help her come off drugs," she told the Daily Mirror newspaper."She took a wrong tablet."And according to the Grammy winner's mother, her recent diagnosis with lung disease has encouraged her to steer clear of recreational drugs."I really don't think she's using now," she claimed. "Being diagnosed with the early stage of emphysema was a real jolt to her. A bit of a wake-up call."She added: "Mind you, I think she does have the odd sneaky cigarette. Give her a break, she's not a miracle worker."

Yeah that must have been it.  Amy mixed up her meds.  That’s how prescriptions work, you take the wrong one and you die.  That’s what doctors do.  They give you a red pill to take at 9, and a blue pill to take at 10, but if you take the blue pill at 9, you burst into flames.  Or sometimes they’ll bury your insulin and give you a map to find it, but first you must defeat three terrifying curses, each one more terrifying than the last.