CAN TRUE LOVE SURVIVE?

Blake Fielder-Civil, the husband of Amy Winehouse and the guy generally considered to be the reason she’s hopelessly addicted to drugs, was sentenced to 27 months in jail today for attempting to bribe witnesses in an assault trial.  The short version is this: in June of 2007 Fielder was arrested for assaulting a pub owner.  In November of 2007, Fielder and 4 others were arrested for attempting to bribe the pub owner with 200,000 dollars in exchange for him to not appear in court.  The Sun UK says…

AMY Winehouse's husband was sentenced to 27 months in prison at London’s Snaresbrook Crown Court today for perverting the course of justice after beating up a pub landlord.Amy, who has been a regular in the public gallery, failed to show up to see husband Blake Fielder-Civil sentenced.Fielder-Civil and pal Michael Brown had beaten James King, 36, so badly in June 2006 that he needed plates fitted into his face for a broken cheekbone and still has counseling.

I started to giggle after they said "perverting" so I didn’t read the whole article, but I think I got the gist of it: his ass is gonna look like a life preserver.  The End.