BRITNEY HAS LOST HER KIDS (NOT LITERALLY)

If true this is absolutely unbelievable, but OK magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have settled their child custody case, and Britney has signed over full custody to Kevin.  OK says…

In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today.Kaplan tells OK!, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner."

How inept as a mother do you have to be to lose your kids to someone like Kevin Federline?  It’s unthinkable.  KFeds an idiot.  I’m sure he’s been on his best behavior but he’s not gonna pay for nannies anymore.  All that money is going to weed and whores.  In a week we’ll see those kids in the yard throwing dirt on themselves to keep cool like elephants do and holding a Miller Lite to their head to stop from sweating.