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July 10, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
Kelly Ripa was the marquee name at the High Heel-A-Thon in Central Park for March of Dimes yesterday in New York, and I realize this won’t win me much street cred, but I would tear her little ass up. She would walk in the house and I would pounce on her like Dino does when Fred gets home, and for the rest of the weekend she’d have to figure out how to do errands and cook and stuff with me mounting her from behind. By Sunday I'd need a defibrillator to shock my penis back to life.
(picture source = splash news)