HERE COMES THE CRAZY

That’s an old picture but you should maybe get used to it because TMZ says that Britney Spears has been secretly texting and meeting with Adnan Whatshisname, the paparazzi who filled in as her boyfriend a few months ago when she was at her lowest / most entertaining.   TMZ says…

Our sources say over the last few months Adnan has been getting into The Summit, the gated community where Brit lives. They have been "together," though we can't say it's still going on. We know they have been texting back and forth, at times complaining that Daddy Jamie is too "controlling" by trying to put the kibosh on the relationship.But here's the deal. Daddy Jamie's job is to be controlling — that's what a conservator does. And, sources tell us, Jamie's concern over his daughter seeing Adnan is not just his opinion — the doctors who are treating Brit have told him it would be a bad thing for Brit to hook up with the dude.

Now this is more like it.  New Britney is boring.  She sucks.  Old Britney was way more fun.  She was always high and drunk and half naked.  She looked like a rape victim you might see stumbling out of an NFL wide receivers coke party, but she looked like that 24 hours a day, by choice.  He’s a fuckin scumbag and I’d throw a rock at his sorry ass if I ever saw him, but I miss the old Britney, and this may be extreme, but by golly we’ve got to try something.