BROOKE IS NOT HELPING

Remember these pictures of Hulk Hogan caressing his daughters ass and rubbing suntan oil in spots the sun had no chance of reaching in a million years?  I'm assuming you do. That sort of thing stands out.  Well Brooke Hogan has spoken to Us magazine about them, and her explanation will do anything but help. 

Brooke Hogan, 20, sees nothing wrong with photos showing dad Hulk, 54, applying lotion to her butt that sparked a flurry of Internet gossip in April."I know I'm a grown woman, but it's like he's touching an old car.  He used to change my diaper!" she adds.

Say what you will about Brooke Hogan, but she’s certainly not uptight.  Her dad got to second base with her and she defended his right to do it.  But if you think about it, it’s really not that weird.  I’m lying of course.  The only way this could have been any creepier is if he had a boner and snakes for hair.