MINKA KELLY IS FORGIVING

Jennifer Aniston’s vagina must be magic because that’s the only rational explanation for anyone to ever choose her over Minka Kelly.  Yet that’s exactly what John Mayer did.  But at least he was cool about it, according to Page Six…

JOHN Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston – but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.' "

This is just baffling because Minka Kelly is superior to Jennifer Aniston in every way.  It’s like comparing a Bentley to a donkey asleep in the mud.  Look at that ass.  She should be kidnapped by the government and studied and cloned, thus ushering in a golden age of women with perfect asses.