MIKE MEYERS IS GAY. MAYBE.

Yesterday the New York Daily News ran a blind item that asked…

Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?

And Gawker said the answer was obvious, even though this is the first I’ve ever heard of it.

Some of you commenters told us that the guy we were all guessing. Mike Myers, star of the "groovy baby" catchphrase-apalooza Austin Powers films and the current dud The Love Guru, has been out 'n proud in Toronto for years.

Wait what?  Meyers has been out for years?  Really?  He was married to a girl – in accordance to Gods will – from 1993 to 2005, but maybe his newfound desires were the reason for the divorce.  I can’t picture him with a guy, but I can’t picture him with a girl either.  He’s hard to figure out.  He might be gay, might be a genius, might be both or might be neither.  He’s a blank slate.  Although I’m sort of the same way.  I try to tone things down because I get offended when people just view me as an object of beauty.

(MAN ON MAN UPDATE – talked to my favorite source in the world and they confirmed what Gawker said, fwiw.  the only thing that remains to be seen now is when will Perez start calling him Mike GAYers and then claim he reported this first)