ANGELINA JOLIE IS HORNY

Entertainment Weekly is running an interview in this weeks issue that they did with Angelina Jolie while she was in France two weeks ago for the Cannes Film Festival.  It's typically candied, as Angelina almost always is, but let's not kid each other and skip to the part where she talks about getting drilled:

On people saying being pregnant is bad for one's sex life: "No, I think it's quite the opposite. It's great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."On her partner not being easy to buy things for: "Brad is the hardest person to shop for. He has impeccable design taste. And whenever he sees something he likes, he buys it for himself."On Brad's most recent gift to her (a gun-charm necklace she wore to her EW photo shoot): "Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios. He's all into war and guns. So for Mother's Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It's really cute. I think it's really good!"

Remember the old Angelina, when she was unthinkably hot and just banged whoever, even having sex with her friends because she didn’t have a boyfriend?  It made you think you had a real shot at fucking Angelina Jolie.  That was awesome.  Also formerly awesome: snap bracelets.