AMY WINEHOUSE IS DOING GREAT

Everyone knows that England kicks ass, this is not news, but what in the hell is going on over there? Amy Winehouse has been in a very public drug stupor for at least a year now. Isn’t anyone gonna do anything about this? Isn’t anyone gonna arrest her or lock her up in a rehab? And just yesterday the News of the World posted video and pictures of her with drug paraphernalia all around and singing some racist song.

Amy Winehouse faces ruin after being caught on camera revelling in SEX in a public place, out of her head in a CRACK den and singing an astonishing RACIST chant.Our bombshell revelations— based on sickening video footage and over 100 shocking still photos—will stun fans and threaten to torpedo troubled Amy's rock career.In a sequence shot around May 2007—weeks after the couple eloped to wed in Miami—they are in a dingy crack den with Delboy-style bamboo patterned wallpaper.Amy, 24, and a pal called Sarah giggle as they sing a string of racist lines set to the tune of kiddies' favourite ‘Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes'.Sarah is at first reluctant but soon warms to the action as Amy enthusiastically sings:"Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips!"And deaf and dumb and blind and gay!"She repeats the first line over again and on the word "Nips" Amy pulls her eyes into slits then pushes her boobs up in a gesture to her nipples.

Pictures of said nipples can be seen below, if you’re into that sort of thing.  You can barely see them, but they still look gross.  They're all pointy.  Her nipples are like Pinocchio’s nose, and her tits just told a lie.