THE PROSECUTION RESTS

The prosecution rested yesterday in the R. Kelly child pornography trial in Chicago.  Their final witness was a 27-year-old woman named Lisa Van Allen, who testified that she had a three-way with Kelly and the alleged victim, who was around 13 at the time.  It turns out that’s illegal.  EW says:

Van Allen testified that Kelly taped their trysts and alleged that last year he offered her $250,000 to recover one of the tapes. She told the court that Kelly seemed obsessed with taping his exploits and claims he carried around a bag full of the homemade videos. ''He carried it everywhere with him,'' she said. ''Wherever he was at, the bag would follow him.''

The defense beings tomorrow, although let's face it they’re screwed.   You're not gonna find very many people in favor of fucking little kids.  And the ones who are will probably not defend it while on a jury in a courtroom surrounded by cops and jail cells.  Trust me on this.  Don’t worry about how I know.  Mind your own business.  No, you're a pervert.  No you are.