JUST LIKE ANGELINA

Jenna Jameson is famous because she lets random men cum on her face for money while they film it.  I sometimes have to remind myself of that when I see her on The View or Jay Leno, just to make sure this surreal moment in American pop culture doesn't pass me by.  Anyway, she tells Us magazine that she wants to start a family, but doesn’t see the need to get married first.  Just like Angelina Jolie!

"I think I'm gonna stay unmarried, and just go for the babies!" Jameson, 34, told Usmagazine.com at Maxim's Hot 100 bash in L.A. Wednesday. "I'm following in Angelina's footsteps!"We're trying for a baby, so hopefully in the next couple of months!" she added.Why is she so over saying "I Do?"Two failed marriages," she said. "[Marriage] is really just a piece of paper." Jameson was wed to fellow porn star Brad Armstrong (they split in 2001) and adult film studio owner Jay Grdina (they split in 2006).Her two-year relationship with boxer Tito Ortiz is "so fabulous, like, fantastic," she said.

Well, he's not a boxer, hes an MMA fighter, and he actually has a fight this Saturday night against Loyota Machida.  I like Tito a lot because he's super patriotic, and lately hes been coming out with "Mosh" by Eminem as his entrance music.  That’s a cool song.  Makes him look scary.  I think one mistake I made with my ultimate fighting matches was coming out to "Coward of the County" by Kenny Rodgers.  In hindsight I think that just filled my opponent with confidence.