BACK TOGETHER, STILL BORING

Two weeks ago John Mayer was seen poolside in Miami with Jennifer Aniston, sparking rumors that the two were now dating.  Then last week he was seen in New York with some other blond chick so people assumed he had come to his senses and realized Jennifer Aniston is a fug moron.  But then this weekend, the two were again seen by a pool in Miami.  Gosh, what will they do next?!?!  Oh, I’m on pins and needles!  People magazine says…

Aniston sat in side-by-side lounge chairs with Mayer, eating salads and talking softly with one another. At one point the singer, 30, whispered into Aniston's ear, sparking a smile from the actress, 39.Their quality time didn't end there. Mayer and Aniston also attended the Miami wrap party Saturday night at Nikki Coconut Grove. Mayer shielded Aniston from photographers as she climbed out of the car. The couple kissed throughout the evening, enjoying '80s music provided by the party's DJ before calling it a night.

John Mayer is a damn weirdo.  I’m all man baby, but I’d sooner take a gentleman in my mouth than swim around and snuggle up with Jennifer Aniston.  Hell who am I kidding; I’d blow a guy in front of my parents, my gf and the girl who I had a secret crush on in high school sooner than hold hands with Jennifer Aniston in a dark room with no windows.  Fun Fact:  One time I saw John Mayer in a Starbucks and he bought a newspaper.  What a fag!  (picture source – splash news online)