NO ONE LIKES JENNIFER ANSITON

May 6, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Just a week ago it was reported that Jennifer Ansiton and John Mayer were a new item after spending the weekend together in Miami. This must all be news to John Mayer, who according to the New York Post spent last Friday night, "at 1Oak with Adam Levine, and Mayer 'was all over some blond girl.' Mayer later asked the DJ to play some R. Kelly songs so 'we can dance with our girls.' "Needless to say this blond was not Aniston. And of course it wasn't Ansiton. She sucks. Mayer just wanted to get laid, and Aniston will fuck anyone in Hollywood. I’d rather stick my dick inside a rattlesnake than Aniston at this point. At least then I wouldn’t have to guess as to what kind of treatment I’d need later.

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