BRITNEY LOST 61 MILLION

In Touch says today that Britney spears lost 61 million dollars last year, thanks to a combination of endless shopping sprees to support her extravagant lifestyle and the fact that she too fat crazy lazy to tour in support of her album Blackout.  In Touch says…

Britney’s crazy behavior, which started in February 2007 when she shaved her head, has (cost her) nearly $61 million. “It’s staggering how much money has been used up,” a family friend says.In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates Robert Bianchi, an LA-based CPA.

I think this guy is a little enthusiastic when he thinks about how many people would go see Britney spears in concert.  She’s just sort of a novelty at this point.  Like seeing a chicken that plays tic-tac-toe.  It's like, "Oh hey I've heard about this.  And there it is.  Moving right along…"