THIS IS GROSS

Jennifer Anistons vagina must be magic because she’s annoying as hell yet people keep dating her.  The latest to get lost in her dead lifeless eyes is Jon Mayer. In Touch says…

Although they've kept their relationship quiet, In Touch has learned that John Mayer is crazy about Jennifer Aniston. He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. "My weekend was good," he told In Touch exclusively.

Jon Mayer isn’t that great or anything but this still makes no sense.  Jennifer Anistons family must be in the Illuminati because there’s no way her fug ass should ever have made it in Hollywood.