AMY WINEHOUSE MIGHT BE IN TROUBLE

The Sun UK says that Amy Winehouse may be arrested after allegedly attacking two men while out on a “wild drug-fuelled bender”.   The paper says…

The junkie singer, 24, is to be quizzed by police after claims she HEADBUTTED a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar.Rehab star Amy, said to have PUNCHED a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs.Onlookers told how the married singer also SNOGGED a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks.She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.An onlooker said: “She was off her face, throwing drinks around and turning over tables. Amy screamed, ‘I am a legend, get these people out. I want to take drugs’.”

The Sun did not go on to say, "Army snipers emptied round after round into Winehouse but our Earth weapons were useless against her powers.  One source grimly noted, 'she’s seemingly immortal.  May god have mercy on us all.' "