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April 22, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
The New York Post says Natalie Portman, "was the unfortunate victim of a surprise soaking as she dropped by a downtown dog run. While she was getting a pup's-eye view of the surroundings from ground level, another stroller's frisky pet raised its hind leg, relieved itself right on her shoes – and then ambled on its way."
This dog is a pimp. He just finished up all over Natalie Portman, and he didn’t even have to buy her drinks or pretend to care about Israel and renewable energy. TODAYS WINNER = that dog.