MILEY CYRUS IS A WRITER

OK magazine says today that 15-year-old Miley Cyrus has signed a multi-million dollar book deal with Disney books to write her autobiography.  To recap, she's 15.  And she's writing her life story.  And it will be a book.  That will get published.  And I think I speak for everyone when I say, yes, finally.   As a powerful Hollywood insider I was able to get an early copy of the book, and here's a world exclusive first look.

CHAPTER 9 – July 10, 2004Today I saw a horsey.  I said, Hello Horsey.THE END

Holy crap!  What a book!  What excitement!  My heart is in my throat from all the tension!  I liked the part about the horsey, but lets not forget about the horsey!