BRITNEY CAN’T DO ANYTHING RIGHT

And of course, Britney Spears was involved in a minor traffic accident Saturday night, while driving between 10 and 15 miles per hour on the 405. TMZ says she may have been putting her makeup on at the time of the crash, but no injuries were reported, no citations were given, and Britney passed her field sobriety test with no problems. Oh, I know, what an amazing story.  They should turn this epic tale into a full length feature film.  Us magazine says…

The two-car accident occurred about 8:20 p.m. on the northbound 405 at the 101 freeway…"Spears was driving a white Mercedes on the 101 Freeway, when she struck the rear of a Nissan that was in front of her," Officer Kimball said. "Britney's car collided into the rear of a Nissan, which in turn hit another car."

There was no damage done so no tickets were issued, but they should still take Britney’s license because if she can't drive 10 miles an hour in a straight line, asking her to drive 70 down PCH would be like asking her to fly a burning jet filled with snakes.  You could ask her to drive a box made of wood with no moving parts and she would still end up trapped underneath it and soaking wet somehow and she’ll be choking on the rope even though you’re pretty sure there was no rope in there.