BRITNEY WANTS A REALITY SHOW

According to the National Enquirer, Britney Spears has been shopping a reality show that will follow her around and Jesus Christ I'm bored already.  Wikio says…

 “She believes a reality show is a no-brainer. She can be herself and not have to study lines…Several production companies are interested in a Britney reality show and are willing to pay her millions.”The proposed reality show would feature the pop star’s day-to-day life, her struggle to make a comeback in the entertainment industry, as well as her interactions with sons Sean and Jayden and ex-husband Kevin Federline.Backing Britney up are her mom Lynne Spears and former manager Larry Rudolph, who is back on Team Spears since being fired by the pop star in April 2007. Larry is currently pitching the idea of a reality series to several major networks, according to The National Enquirer.“Larry wants to get Britney back in the game and earning money,” an Enquirer insider reveals“Britney is really excited about being on TV.”

Umm, what?  This bitch doesn't even do anything any more.  They should have done this six months ago when she was talking in British accents and making weird faces and flashing her kitty to whoever would look at it.  Now it would be 30 minutes of her making a sandwich and talking to herself.  "I like ta add the jelly first.  Then the pena butter.  Then tha balonee.  Then the raisinetts, and then the bacon.   Notha piece a bread, then sum syrup and some powered sugar, and we’re almost there.  Make sure your oil is heated to about 450…"