PAM ANDERSON IS A GOOD DANCER

The Sun UK says today that Pam Anderson gave a naked lap dance to Hugh Hefner at his 82nd birthday party in the Palms casino this weekend, making this the one millionth reason why Pam Anderson is the greatest woman who ever lived.  

The former Baywatch star, 40, who has appeared nude on the cover of Playboy magazine 12 times, gave him the steamy lap dance at a Las Vegas casino.As Hefner walked into his luxury suite, she walked out of a bedroom — wearing only high-heel shoes.Hotel owner George Maloof, 43, said: “He was stunned and had the biggest smile I’ve ever seen.”

I would still bang Pam Anderson just to say I did it, but she’s been run through so many times by so many guys I do wonder if she would even notice at this point.   I don’t think I'm being unmanly when I say I'd wheel in a vibrator hooked up to a gas powered two stroke engine that comes in a roll cage and has a picture of a badger on the side, just to even the playing field.