WHATEVER

Amy Winehouse really really loves drugs. The Sun says she's going to rehab, but let's not kid each other.  She loves drugs.  They're her best friend.  Just like me and my RC planes.  Aww crap, how do I delete this.

Crack addict Amy, 24 — whose looks have been ravaged by drugs — also had cuts on her arm as she popped out near her London home.A source said: “Amy has admitted she needs to check into rehab again.“There are too many temptations for her in the UK — people around her in London are making it impossible for her to stay clean for any length of time.“Her management had considered flying her to a clinic in Israel but are now looking further afield. They are assessing a clinic in Cape Town in South Africa.”Sun Doctor Carol Cooper said: “The damage is quite severe, but not unusual with crack cocaine abuse.“She’s got a number of sores, some of which look infected, and others that have formed ulcers.”

Do they really need to go to Israel?  I’ve never been to England, but I grew up with movies about it, and in those they just sang an elaborate song and then everything was fine.  Someone needs to go to Amys bedroom and pull the shades up real fast so all the sunlight explodes in and then sing I Have Confidence In Me from Sound of Music.  That’s really all she needs.