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Sometimes some idiot on TV (probably Oprah) will ask some retard on TV (probably Jennifer Aniston) , "if you could have a dinner party and invite anyone in the world who would it be", and then the retard will come up with some inane list like Martin Luther King and Miley Cyrus. Well this sounds like that, except with this you were way way more likely to hear "Zionist conspiracy" followed by "do what now?"  Us magazine says…

Britney Spears dined with Mel Gibson Saturday.The singer and the Braveheart actor had a business meeting at Romanov Russian Restaurant & Lounge in Studio City, California.Surely, Spears and Gibson had plenty to talk aboout: The two used to be neighbors in Malibu, California!

Us never says why they had dinner, but the last thing Britney probabaly wanted to talk about was that they used to be neighbors in Malibu.  At the time it was widely reported that Gibson moved out of that neighborhood and into the canyons specifically because Britney moved in.  When someone would leave the beach in Malibu to live with Bigfoot and rattlesnakes and scorched earth that feels like you’re a mile from the sun, just to get away from you specifically, it would be no small challenge to spin that in your favor.