UMM … WHAT

Madonna is so hardcore I can barely even believe it.  Im scared to even turn on my computer some days, for fear her shocking antics may leap from my browser and attack my safe little life of conformity.  Last night she was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and she opened by calling the audience “motherfuckers” and then telling about the time she smoked a joint. Oh, these rockers!  Why do they have to be so rebellious?  Us magazine says…

She gleefully recalled when she met her long-time publicist Liz Rosenberg. She was "smoking a joint,” Madonna said. She also told the crowd she split a tab of ecstasy with a music executive who she gave her first demo tape to.The 49-year-old pop star then mimicked Michael Jackson in a squeaky voice, describing how she went after and stole Jackson’s manager.Iggy Pop, who she said was “another ass kisser from Michigan," performed her hits "Ray of Light” and “Burning Up.”Madonna blamed her racy speech on Justin Timberlake, who introduced her with his own ribald jokes and mocking. "He's bringing sexy back," she said, "I’ll get you f!"

Madonna sucks, she's always sucked, and the only trophy she should get these days is Worlds Greatest Gramdma.  And to be given a music award by Justin Timberlake just seems sarcastic.  It's twice as bad as getting no award at all.