STATUS QUO FOR BRITNEY AND HER HATS

Britney Spears has been extraordinarily low key for the past few months, ever since her dad and his attorney were put in charge of her finances and business decisions.  So with that seemingly in mind, a court decided late yesterday that there was no reason to change things up, at least for the next few months.  Us magazine says:

Britney Spears' father will remain her co-conservator until July 31, a court commissioner ruled at private proceedings Wednesday.Jamie Spears and attorney Andrew Wallet were put in control of the pop singer's finances and estate in February after she was hospitalized twice. Their co-conservatorship was set to expire March 10.Since Spears' father was put in control, she has "reunited with her boys, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 17 months.Kevin Federline's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan told Usmagazine.com that a reunion "couldn't have happened without" the help of Spears' father."We were able to get it to a point where everyone was comfortable,” Kaplantold Us.“We’re just very positive about it," he said. "Having her dad stabilizing everything is a good thing."

Keep in mind her dad is kind of a fuckup too, so this really brings into focus how crazy Britney must be.  It's like how having a heart attack is bad, but having a heart attack while wearing a bra and panties would be way way worse.