YES, ACTUALLY

Kim Kardashian generally looks exactly like a goat, but she has this shadowy and tiny picture on her website, perhaps taken with a 1950s spy pen, and in this one picture this one time, she actually looks pretty good.  Here’s how it works: the number 1 body for a girl is skinny with big tits.  That’s number 1 by a mile, and any guy who questions this is unquestionably queer.  But girls can also look hot if they’re really little with no chest, like Milla Jovovich or Rachel Bilson, or curvy with big tits, like Sofia Vergara or Kim here (sometimes).  The worst draw you can get if you’re a girl is a big giant ass and no tits.  I'm not even sure how that happens.  I assume God hates you.  He basically made you a taller, somewhat smarter monkey.