SAM LUFTI IS NOT TAKING THE HINT

OK magazine says today that, "nothing, not even a restraining order, will keep Sam Lutfi away from Britney Spears".  They don’t directly state that he did while laughing maniacally and sharpening an ax on one of those big stone wheels, but I like to think it's implied.

Lufti, who was formally served with papers two weeks ago, is fighting back and has enlisted the help of none other than Brit herself to overturn the restraining order.Sam, who's banned from going within 250 yards of Britney, contacted her via a third party to sway her back on his side."I am going to call Britney to the stand so she can tell the world how I was helping her," Sam reportedly said. "I am innocent. I am Britney's friend and would never hurt her." That's hard to believe based on Lynne Spears' testimony for the restraining order, in which she revealed Sam had been secretly drugging Brit and controlling every aspect of her life. But in Sam's mind, that doesn't warrant a restraining order.

Isn't contacting her via a third party illegal too?  I would think it would be, but that's only because I'm an Oxford trained lawyer specializing in Pony Abuse cases.  My hobbies including sit-ups, noticing when you change your hair or nail polish and lovin you all night long, girl.  Call me!