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February 21, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments
This clip should be a delightful romp where we stare at Christina Aguilera’s enormous rack and all is right with the world, but Ellen Degeneres is in it too and she just makes the whole thing creepy. She's so ugly I get a little scared. Looking at her I feel the same way as I do when I see conjoined twins. I get this weird feeling in my stomach. So to see her leering over Christina’s huge boobs is really uncomfortable. I don’t like to think about ugly people having sex and I sure as fuck don’t like to watch them getting turned on. By now, Ellens vibrator must have grooves worn in to it like the handlebars to a 10 year olds bike. Good luck getting that image out of your head.