WAIT WHAT

The New York Daily News has gotten hold of the next Star Magazine and details Stars story claiming Britney actually married Adnan Ghalib during their day trip to Mexico, just about one month ago (more on that here).  Gatecrasher says:

(Star) says she "secretly wed" lens-lizard Adnan Ghalib during the visit – which is legally meaningless, as he has not yet divorced his previous wife, AzLynn Berry.Star editor Candace Trunzo tells me: "Our source on this was not in Rosarito Beach at the ceremony, but is very familiar with the fact that [wedding] documents exist."More interestingly, the mag says Spears gave Ghalib $250,000 to grease AzLynn's exit.

I'm assuming they mean to pay her off, and not literally grease her exit.  Or maybe Adnans wife is plus-sized, and that's how much butter and cannons and Ding Dongs taped to an RC car it will take to get her out of the house.  All that's known for sure at this time is that all this talk of grease and butter is making Britney hungry.  When asked for a comment on this story, Britney said it sounded delicious.