PARIS ONLY CARES ABOUT PARIS

Last May, Paris Hilton adopted a cat (whom she named Prada) from something called the Kris Kelly Foundation.  This was just about a week before she went to jail for 45 days. At the time, she was told she needed to have the cat neutered immediately.  Since this is Paris Hilton were talking about, "immediately" means "in around 8 months".  She finally brought the kitty to the vet on January 30th.  Problem solved! 

Except Paris has yet to go reclaim the cat.  Prada is still at the vet.  TMZ and their insufferable writers say:

But here's the problem — nobody came back for Prada! About a week later, Kris Kelly herself called Paris to find out what happened, but she still hasn't heard back as to what to do with Paris' pussy. Paris' people say this is nothing to meow about. The cat was to be dropped off to be neutered and then delivered to one of Paris' peeps. That apparently hasn't happened yet. But Kris tells us that it's "a clear-cut case of abandonment" (no pun intended, we think) and has decided not to return the cat. Paris' peeps are saying this is a publicity stunt of Kelly's making — because of a falling out — and that Paris had been in talks to work closely with the Foundation on a larger scale. That's clearly not going to happen now.

It would be sheer pandemonium if Paris Hilton ever went a week without acting like a hateful and spoiled little bitch.  It's like a cunning game of chess between Paris and my Seething Contempt.  Every time I sort of forget why I hate her, she makes her move.  Aha.  You abanded a kitty cat, did you?  Well played, my lady.  

(note – that charity work with the shelter should happen about the same time as her trip to Rwanda that magically never happened)