BRITNEY LOVES KIDS, CIGARETTES

OK magazine says that Britney Spears, the memories of her own kids quickly fading, taught a group of kids in a dance class last night at the Millennium Dance Studio in North Hollywood, where Britney seems to spend most of her time, somehow without losing an ounce of fat. OK says:

Brit arrived at Millennium around 6 p.m. PT on Monday, hidden from the paparazzi. She was greeted by a group of eight children ages 4-9 — and certainly more than a few star-struck parents. An eyewitness tells OK! that Britney went up to each child and asked them their name and whether they liked Madonna, because that was the song they would be dancing to this evening. Class ended at 6:50 p.m. An eyewitness tells OK! that the kids learned a variety of fun dances, including "the fish," "the swim" and "the choo choo train" in which the kids grabbed onto each other and hopped around like a train making choo choo noises. Brit then had the kids show off some of their own moves. The group formed a circle and each one got to dance alone in the center of the circle.

Other dances included, "Fetch Britney Her Cigarettes" and "Hold On For One Second While I Catch My Breath".  These pictures are also Britney at Millennium Dance Studio.  Lets see … smoking?  Check.  Shirt on backwards?  Yes.  Shirt inside out?  Why not.  No bra?  You know it!  Whorey torn fishnets?  Indubitably!   Every single one of those parents should be arrested immediately.  And then shot into space.