MEGAN FOX IS EASILY IMPRESSED – UPDATE

That headline will be remembered by historians as the truest thing ever written, since to the best of my knowledge Megan Fox still dates Brian Austin Green, she'll show up for nonsense like the Visual Effects Society Awards (pictured) and she apparently spends her nights watching "Most Haunted" on the Travel Channel.  M&C says:

(She) got hooked on the programme when she was in London shooting upcoming movie 'How to Lose Friends and Alienate People', and admits she can't get enough of the spooky series.She said: "I'm absolutely obsessed with that show 'Most Haunted', and I love the host Yvette Fielding."Megan tried to persuade her co-star Simon Pegg to take her on one of London's famous ghost tours, but he refused.She said: "I wanted to go on the Jack the Ripper tour, but Simon wouldn't go with me, so I didn't go in the end."

First of all, I just lost all respect for Simon Pegg.  Not only is he co-starring in that movie ("How to…") with Kirsten Dunst, but Megan Fox begged him to go on a date and he said no.  I don't give a shit what the question is, if Megan Fox asks it, the answer is yes.  A chick that hot could ask me to go with her and poke hungry wild bears and here is how you would describe my evening the next day: poka, poka, poka.  Second of all, "ghost hunter" has to be the worlds best job.  Their job is to find proof of ghosts and they never ever succeed.  Is there another job where you can fail 100 percent of the time and, not only keep your job, but be The Best.  They never ever find any ghosts, but they do seem to break a lot of stuff and never complete a sentence.  And for this they got a TV show.  It would be like if you were a pool boy, and instead of adding chlorine to peoples pools, you took a dump in their pool.  Are you fired for this?  No, in fact, you’re Number 1 baby!

BREAKING NEWS – according to her wiki page, Megan has taken a new lover.  Oh who could it be?!?!

NEW BREAKING NEWS – aw you people suck.  who changed it!