SO WHAT DID SHE DO ALL DAY

OK magazine has a run down of everything Britney did yesterday after being released from the UCLA psychiatric ward, the highlight probably being when she dumped her bodyguard on the side of the road and then asked one of the paparazzi following her to drive her to the Beverly Hills hotel.  Either that or when she hid under a blanket in the backseat to escape the press.  You read that right by the way.  A blanket in the backseat.  Plan B was to get on Adnans shoulders and then put on a really long coat and a fake mustache and a monocle and top hat.  Then walk right past the paparazzi and fool them.  "Good day sir, might you pardon me so I may proceed to my vehicle?"

2:00pm: Britney is spotted driving erratically around the San Fernando Valley in her brand new black Mercedes-Benz. In the passenger seat is a bodyguard, believed to be the same former Israeli military officer who bodyguards for Lindsay Lohan.3:00pm: After several shouting matches with the paparazzi, the bodyguard in the car with Britney is evicted from the car by the side of the road in Brentwood. Brit moves to the passenger seat and asks a photographer from X17 photo agency to drive for her.3:15pm: Britney's car arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel. While the pop star is waiting for a room, she has a chance meeting with former TV newscaster, and First Lady of California, Maria Shriver.4:40 pm: The singer's boyfriend Adnan Ghalib arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel in his Mercedes convertible and is rushed up to Britney's room by security guards.4:47 pm: Six LAPD officers arrived at the hotel. Rumors begin to circulate that Britney's parents are on their way to have her sent back to the hospital.5:05 pm: An LAPD officer confirms to OK! that Britney was secreted out of the hotel in Adnan's car. 5:20pm: Britney and Adnan arrived at a office building on Santa Monica Blvd. Adam Streisand, the lawyer who Brit tried to hire over the weekend, has an office in that building.7:00pm: Hiding under a blanket in the back of a paparazzi's car, Brit and Adnan manage to sneak out of Streisand's office building and return to the Beverly Hills Hotel, where a heavy police presence remains.9:00pm: Brit's father Jamie arrives at the Beverly Hills Hotel and talks to the concierge. According to one eyewitness, Jamie "looks very tired… like he just wants someone to help him out." A few minutes later, Jamie is led to a private conference room.9:20pm: The number of police officers at the Beverly Hills Hotel increases and they begin gathering in the lobby, outside in the valet parking area and upstairs on the second floor of the hotel, where Britney and Adnan are holed up in a room together.9:30pm: Jamie Spears enters Britney's room with what is believed to be legal documents in his hand. Meanwhile, down in the hotel's private parking garage, a number of hotel guards are keeping watch on Brit's Mercedes.Midnight: Sources confirm to OK! that Britney and Adnan have been taken home by the same X17 photographer who drove Brit to the hotel earlier in the day. Brit's car remains in the hotel's garage while Adnan's is driven by an associate to the offices of his former photo agency.

It really is like nothing ever happened, like it's two weeks ago.  I’m gonna go bet on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl now.  The last I saw the line was at 9, they're gonna cover that shit easily.