THE GOAT HITS MIAMI FOR SUN, TIN CANS

You probably shouldn't wear animal prints when you look like a goat, I don't care how big and distracting your boobs are. Okay, I actually very much do care how big and distracting your boobs are, but that's not the point.  You also shouldn't dress like an animal if you're swimming in the ocean.  Unless you're bait for some kind of monster trap.  And the tassels on the side are a disaster too.  All they do is accentuate your hips, which is maybe not the best idea in the world if you’re Kim Kardashian.  All in all, you need to back to Swimsuit Buying School, big ass.