BRITNEY IS DOING GREAT

Sources close to Britney Spears claim that she has multiple personalities, witnessed by the times when she speaks with a British accent, and when she goes back to being "Britney", she has no memory of what happened when the other personality took over.  TMZ says:

Sources are now painting a very disturbing picture of Britney Spears, or whoever she happens to be at any given moment.We're told the whole British accent thing — well, it's more than an accent. Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, "the British girl." We're told when Spears loses the British personality, she has absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality.Sources say Brit has a number of other identities, where she becomes "the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl," and on and on.Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn't show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.

I wish I was Britney's best friend because I think a funny joke would be, once you hear her become the British girl, take her to the Jurrasic Park ride at Universal and get out and when she comes back to being Britney, tell her dinosaurs roam the earth and we live in caveman times now.  Then give her the slip and maybe go over to Citywalk.  There's a place there with good milkshakes.  Then you could go back and find her and explain the funny joke.  Or not.  It's getting pretty late.