BRITNEY IS DEAD SEXY

Britney’s Spears … um … I don’t know, "friend" Sam Lufti spoke to Ryan Seacrest on KISS FM this morning to deny rumors that Britney Spears was pregnant and engaged to new boyfriend Adnan Ghalib, and it was every but as weird and uncomfortable as you might imagine.  People says:

During a strange radio interview with one of Britney Spears's friends on Thursday, the pop singer's voice suddenly came on the line, speaking from the shower."Get out, I'm naked, get out!" Spears is heard telling pal Sam Lutfi as he carries the phone toward her during an interview from her house with KIIS-FM's Ryan Seacrest.When Lutfi asks why she's taking a shower, Spears replies: "I stink, 'cause I'm a human being. Shut the door, I'm nasty!"

And after that some other guy picked up the phone and started talking to Seacrest.  Does Britney just have random guys walking around her house while she's in the shower?  The answer would seem to be, yes.  And if you’re wondering what's the difference between a house and a home, a house is just a building, while a home is filled with love.  Britney lives in a "house".  Oh, that's right, I went there.