JOE SIMPSON IS AN IDIOT

You probably think you have an idea about how bad Jessica Simpson's movie career is going, but according to Page Six, take whatever image you have in your head and now double it, then add a bunch of profanity and exclamation marks.

Her latest, "Blonde Ambition" was headed straight to DVD release when the bosses at Nu Image and Millennium Films decided to give it a limited Christmas run. Bad mistake; the turkey took in just $1,322 its opening weekend in eight Texas theaters. Jessica's next picture, "Major Movie Star," with Vivica A. Fox and Steve Guttenberg, is also heading straight to DVD.

When is this chick gonna dump her dumb ass dad?  She should be a huge star but he just keeps fucking everything up.  All these movies are that dipshits idea.  I could film Jessica Simpson undecorating her Christmas tree and I promise you it would make more than any of his movies.  Even god damn museums make more than 1300 dollars a weekend, and those things are nothing but naked statues of muscular young men.  No ones going to that crap.  Except for pedophiles and old queens.  I could lure more people in with a talking parrot that this retard did with a hot piece of ass with big boobs.