BRITNEY IS GETTING MARRIED OR SOMETHING

MSNBC says that Britney Spears may be planning to get married for the third time, this time to Sam Lufti, the seemingly random guy who has been hanging out with her for a few months now.  It's never been clear if they are involved romantically, but by almost all accounts they are nothing but friends.  Nonetheless, MSNBC says:

Britney already announced her marital ambitions to her lawyers and ex-hubby, Kevin Federline. “[The lawyers] begged her to at least get a prenup, but she didn’t seem to be listening."  K-Fed’s none too happy, either. “Kevin has seen Sam lose his temper,” said a family spy. “We hear he swears a lot and makes very derogatory statements when he’s alone with Brit. Kevin has forbidden Britney from having Sam around the boys. In fact, Kevin has threatened to get a restraining order. She’ll lose custody if she allows Sam around them, Kevin will make sure of it.  Britney is completely under Sam’s spell. Everyone sees through him, except her. I hear that he stays with her most of the time, and she pays for his food, his bar and restaurant tabs and his clothing. She takes care of everything."

This is pretty touching.  What a dreamboat this guy is.  It sounds like a storybook home life, with Sam looking over his shoulder as he rifles through her wallet and Britney sitting on the couch, washing down chocolate chip cookies with cans of beer.  Oh no, I promised myself I wouldn't cry!